austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

tfw when high and at a family reunion
  • great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!
  • me: where

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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People also call them puppies 

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HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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WHAT

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THE

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HELLL

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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